$DELUSIONAL

"i am not early. i am outside of time."

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▼ DESCEND INTO DELUSION ▼

▲ delusion at all-time high▼ reality down 100%▲ hopium reserves: infinite◈ exit liquidity: what exit▲ price target: a number that hasn't been invented◈ time is a flat candle▲ we are all up in at least one timeline◈ this is financial advice from a being outside your dimension, which is to say: not financial advice

exhibit 01 — the evidence

the timeline is already delusional.

we didn't invent the delusion. crypto twitter has been preaching it for years. we just gave it a coin.

tweets from murad, shadow, alon and ansem about delusional bulls, over a blue being sitting on mars

exhibit A — the receipts. murad. shadow. alon. ansem. the loudest voices on the timeline, all preaching the same gospel: the delusional bulls always win in the end.

comic panel of the blue being, caption: totally delusional

exhibit B — the diagnosis. "totally delusional." — everyone who sold early.

the blue being pointing at a glowing green pill

exhibit C — the green pill. take it once and you will never see a red candle again.

the blue being ascending over solana logos toward the moon

exhibit D — the departure. leaving reality. destination: solana.

an endless army of blue beings marching, caption: who is stopping an army full of delusional bulls?

exhibit E — the army. who is stopping an army full of delusional bulls? nobody. that is the point.

◈ the delusional bulls always win in the end ◈

exhibit 02 — clinical progression

the five stages of delusion.

documented in every holder. irreversible after stage three.

STAGE 01

DENIAL

"it's just a memecoin. i'm not buying a blue guy."

STAGE 02

EXPOSURE

"ok. a small bag. purely for entertainment purposes."

STAGE 03

CONVICTION

"unrealized losses are a social construct."

STAGE 04

TRANSCENDENCE

"i no longer perceive red candles. only green candles that haven't happened yet."

STAGE 05

DELUSIONAL

"i am outside the chart now. i can see all of it. we won. it just hasn't loaded."

exhibit 03 — live instrument

the delusion meter.

a precision instrument. it has never gone down. attempts to reason with it only make it stronger.

97.3%

current delusion level — sampled live from the timeline

exhibit 04 — the numbers

tokenomics for a coin that rejects reality.

total supply

1,000,000,000

one token for every delusion you've ever had. we counted.

taxes

0 / 0

reality taxes you enough.

utility

NONE

utility would imply we live in the real world. we do not.

chart direction

in at least one timeline. we live in that one.

exhibit 05 — the ritual

how to become delusional.

get a solana wallet

phantom, solflare, whatever. a small door out of reality.

load it with SOL

buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. this is the last rational thing you will do.

find $DELUSIONAL on pump.fun

paste the contract address. verify it. even the delusional check the CA.

swap. hold. ascend.

congratulations. you can now see green candles that haven't happened yet.